A demented Don Ho demanding cigarettes ...  brilliant, mega wattage visions of Jon Claude Rossi's wardrobe ... nightmarish scenes of homoerotic pajama parties in the suite lounge ... the suffocating stench of butyric acid ... fecal encrusted stairwells ... lavatory bondage due to phenythaline laced cocoa ... queasiness at the recollection of 5 gallons of rancid cottage cheese, served up as edible fare and cockroaches swimming laps in the milk dispenser ... perfume asphyxiation due to a close encounter of the 5th kind with Bubba, Grada, and Donna ... ankle deep sewage in the lavatory ... contact overdoses resulting from a walk down the hall ... the disturbing discovery of waste saturated underwear deposited in your laundry by incontinent individuals ... the  vision of seeing your roommate involuntarily committed to the institute for the profoundly insane in Lumberton ?